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Last Christmas, I Gave You My Carbon Credits

According to an article by Ian D. Rotherham posted on the WEF website, we should all stop celebrating Christmas.


Rotherham doesn’t put it that way, of course. Most of the article is simply waffling on about trees and carbon footprints, but the opening lines are telling.

There’s no way around the fact that Christmas has a large carbon footprint, from the travelling we do to the presents we give and the large amounts of food we eat. But it is possible to at least reduce the negative impacts.

Translation: Stop breathing, stop eating and just stop doing stuff because you are killing the planet, especially during Christmas.


But I am sure those occult bonfires “they” are so fond of are carbon neutral.

 

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