Toilet Accuses Trump of Inappropriately Touching Its Face
New York City, NY – A toilet in New York has accused former President Donald Trump of inappropriately touching its face with his bare...
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Oct 141 min read
Trump Faces Dilemma to Collect More Assassination Attempt Badges
Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...
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Sep 261 min read
Diddy Not Eating in Prison Due to Missing Special Ingredient
New York City, NY – Reports have been circulating that Sean “Diddy” Combs has been refusing to eat at the Metropolitan Detention Center...
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Aug 301 min read
McDonald’s Releases New McKamala Burger
Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...
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Aug 2710 min read
The Open Conspiracy by H.G. Wells
The Open Conspiracy: Blue Prints for a World Revolution by H.G. Wells was first published in 1928. It was rewritten and expanded in...
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May 311 min read
Another Chicken Farm Destroyed
We never got around to covering exploding food plants and farms partly because even lamestream media covers them but mostly because we...
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Dec 29, 20231 min read
Asian Man “Racist” for Only Buying White Bread
San Francisco, CA – An Asian man has been called out for being a racist at the supermarket he frequents. According to staff members,...
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Jun 16, 20232 min read
mRNA Vaccines for Animals Being Developed
Back in October 2022, there was at least one claim circulating on social media of farm animals being given some sort of mRNA vaccine in...
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May 31, 20231 min read
Rockefeller Foundation and WHO Collaborate on Pandemic Preparedness Capabilities and Surveillance
Last week, the Rockefeller Foundation and the WHO announced to “strengthen the WHO Hub for Pandemic and Epidemic Intelligence”. Rah!!!...
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Mar 23, 20231 min read
Woman Orders Cow That Identifies as Mushroom on Date with Vegan
Seattle, WA – A woman who unknowingly went on a date with a vegan was in an awkward position about whether to order meat for her meal. “I...
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Mar 3, 20231 min read
HK Set Meals with Pork and Carrot Soup Not Selling Well
Hong Kong SAR, China – Set meals with pork and carrot soup, particularly if cha siu bao (steamed BBQ pork buns) is also part of the meal,...
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Jan 17, 20231 min read
Study: Natto Can Degrade Spike Proteins
A Japanese study published on 24 August 2022 titled “Degradative Effect of Nattokinase on Spike Protein of SARS-CoV-2” by T. Tanikawa et...
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Jan 16, 20231 min read
Man Realizes “Rustic Fries” Just Means It Has Skin and Sprouts
San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...
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Dec 28, 20221 min read
Last Christmas, I Gave You My Carbon Credits
According to an article by Ian D. Rotherham posted on the WEF website, we should all stop celebrating Christmas. Rotherham doesn’t put it...
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Oct 3, 20221 min read
mRNA Vaccines for Animals?
Apparently, there is at least one claim circulating on social media of farm animals being given some sort of mRNA vaccine in Australia....
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Sep 13, 20221 min read
Aussie Schools: Let’s Eat Bugs!
Apparently, snacks containing bugs have been introduced to 1000 schools across Australia. Rah!!! Granted, bugs can be high in protein and...
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Sep 10, 20226 min read
Kissinger Report and Population Control
The “National Security Study Memorandum (NSSM 200): Implications of Worldwide Population Growth for U.S. Security and Overseas Interests”...
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Jul 1, 20221 min read
New Farming Sim: Dutch Protest Edition!
From the developer that brought us the Farming Simulator franchise, the latest Dutch Protest Edition is a must for these times! First,...
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May 22, 20223 min read
Monkeypox Mania
A case of monkeypox was identified in the US on or around May 18. Rah! Cases have been confirmed in over ten countries outside of Africa,...
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Mar 17, 20221 min read
Russia: Burger King to Become Burger Tsar in Takeover
Moscow, Russia – As hundreds of western companies suspend operations across Russia, President Vladimir Putin has threatened to seize...
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Nov 30, 20215 min read
Film Review: The Running Man
Police state. Labor camps. Fake news. Scripted reality-shows. Heavy surveillance. Brainwashed population.
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