Asian Boy Labelled “Right Wing” for Eating Fried Chicken

Simian Practicalist
1 day ago
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Updated: 11 hours ago

Detroit, MI – An Asian boy is sick of being labelled as “right wing”.

Francis Cheung, 11, was being branded as a “far-right” and “extreme right-winger” for eating copious amounts of fried chicken, partly because both the oil and chicken are “unsustainable” and he was eating just the right wings.

“I’m not gonna stop eating fried chicken because these fags want me to eat just salad, and I’m pretty sure the oil used was cheap vegetable oil anyway,” said Francis.

Francis is adamant that he does not discriminate which wing he eats.

“I’m an expert on chicken wings and I eat every wing there is, left and right,” he said. “And while we’re on the topic of wings, I’m quite disappointed that the Detroit Dead Wings have missed the playoffs again this year.”