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Confusion over “No Kings” Rally Ends in Embarrassment
Orange County, CA – A man who attended the “No Kings” protest in Anaheim was confused, then detained and subsequently got more confused....
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Those For Papers During Plandemic Now Rioting Against Papers
Los Angeles, CA – As the riots continue in Los Angeles and other cities, some residents are confused by it all. “A few years ago, some of...
2 days ago1 min read
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Hospital Patient Identifies as “They” To Get More Food
Melbourne, Australia – A patient at a public hospital identifies as “they” in the hopes of getting an extra serving of dinner. “The...
4 days ago1 min read
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DS9 Protesters “Just a Bunch of People Having Fun Blowing Up Ships and a Space Station”
DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....
5 days ago1 min read
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Musk: Fight with Bessent Was Just Warm-up for L.A. Riots
Los Angeles, CA – In the fallout of the Musk–Trump feud, the tech billionaire has deleted some of his social posts regarding the...
7 days ago1 min read
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Expert: Leave Fridge Doors Open to Cool Planet
Berlin, Germany – Climate experts recommend a new practice to help limit the rise in temperature to under the agreed 1.5 degrees Celcius....
Jun 41 min read
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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (37–40)
It's baby oil time! And that slap.
May 291 min read
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Hockey Player Confused When Fan Confuses Him for a Right-Wing Extremist
St Paul, MN – A young hockey defenseman was called out for being a “right-wing extremist” for occasionally playing as a right winger. St...
May 251 min read
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Asian Boy Labelled “Right Wing” for Eating Fried Chicken
Detroit, MI – An Asian boy is sick of being labelled as “right wing”. Francis Cheung, 11, was being branded as a “far-right” and...
May 221 min read
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Country that Demolished Nuclear Power Plants Wonders Why It Has Power Outage
Officials of Spain and Portugal are baffled as to why they suffered massive power outages on Monday. “I am pretty sure it had nothing to...
Apr 301 min read
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Wisconsin Bill: Mother = “Inseminated Person”
It has been recently reported that the Wisconsin bill WI AB50 filed on 18 February 2025 is doing the usual “gender-neutral/inclusive...
Feb 262 min read
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Chinese Family Terminates Its “Diversity” Policy for Dinner
New York City, NY – A Chinese family has terminated its diversity policy regarding dinner. By “family” is meant the husband and father...
Jan 181 min read
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My First False Flag Wildfire
Los Angeles, CA – A new play set is to be released to capitalize on the raging mid-winter wildfires. “My First False Flag Wildfire” comes...
Jan 111 min read
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Predator’s Acquittal a Safety Concern for Subway Commuters
New York City, NY – Following Predator’s not guilty verdict in the high-profile case, some have commented regarding the safety...
Dec 12, 20241 min read
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Study: Global Warming Caused by the Sun
A study published on 20 August 2024 titled “ Roles of Earth’s Albedo Variations and Top-of-the-Atmosphere Energy Imbalance in Recent...
Oct 6, 20243 min read
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Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
Sep 18, 20241 min read
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Man Warned for “Miuse” of Violence Against Women Hotline
Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...
Aug 2, 20241 min read
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The Ominous Owl #3
Welcome to the third entry by the Ominous Owl.
Jul 27, 20241 min read
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Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
Jun 30, 20241 min read
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The Ominous Owl #2
Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...
Jun 26, 20241 min read
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Winnipeg Jets Renamed to Kyiv Jets
Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...
Jun 7, 20241 min read
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