Musk: Fight with Bessent Was Just Warm-up for L.A. Riots
- Simian Practicalist
- Jun 9
- 1 min read
Los Angeles, CA – In the fallout of the Musk–Trump feud, the tech billionaire has deleted some of his social posts regarding the president and Epstein.
“Oh, I was just following a script, maybe a bad script,” said Musk, “you know, a bit like Pat and Kenny reading Oprah transcripts on Letterman.”
In response to reports that he and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent got into some sort of fisticuffs, Musk maintained that it was just a “warm-up exercise”.
“Look, I want to continue to contribute to the efforts of the current administration,” Musk added, “and with all that’s going on in L.A., I think I should go tackle some people and kick a few heads in.”
Social media and the media have exploded over the feud in recent days.
However, not all are taken in by it, including Jennie Cheung, 28, a resident of L.A.: “I don’t get what all the fuss is about. Why can’t they all be like Asians, the worse we do is talk really loud at the supermarket before buying everything and clearing the shelves.”
Larry Fitzsimmons, a mechanic, takes a slightly different view: “I don’t really care about the Trump–Elon thing but now that you mention it, I want to see Musk punch Newscum in the pussy, like really f— hard.”
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