Jun 22, 20221 minHigh School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right FieldSan Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
Dec 3, 20215 minPedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State by Joachim HagopianIn this work, former US Army officer and licensed therapist Joachim Hagopian attempts an as-complete-as-humanly-possible coverage of the...
Aug 19, 20211 minNational Football League Renamed to National Vaccination LeagueNew York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.
Jun 23, 20211 minDiver Who Identified as Skydiver Jumped Off PlaneLos Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.
Apr 20, 20211 minPM Johnson Condemns Super League, Blames RussiaLondon, UK – In response to the twelve soccer teams announcing their breakaway Super League, the UK blames Russia.
Feb 16, 20211 minTatooine Bans Force-sensitive PodracersMos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Jan 5, 20211 min10U Lineman Breaks Multiple RecordsCincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...