Welcome to the third entry by the Ominous Owl.
Will England ever win another major football (soccer) tournament?
Unlikely.
Does the government care about us?
No.
Is it gay to start a conversation with another guy at the urinal?
Yes.
What if it’s not a guy?
Then consider telling her that she shouldn’t be there or remain silent.
What about warning the other guy to “Don’t cross the streams”?
It may not be as bad as “Do you like sausages?” but it is still a public declaration of faggotry.
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