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The Ominous Owl #1

Welcome to the first entry by the Ominous Owl who, whenever he can be bothered, will address questions of public interest or even personal questions from readers.


Unlike the other contributors to this website, the Ominous Owl will try to keep it short because… well, he just can’t be bothered.


The Ominous Owl

Why was Chuck Schumer’s BBQ photo so poorly staged?

He likes sausages but he didn’t want to appear in a photo holding a hammer with Paul Pelosi.


MY NEIGHBOR WANTS TO GET THE SIXTH JAB. I DON’T THINK THAT IS WISE BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HIM.

I can’t see a question here, please turn off your caps lock, and your neighbor seems to be an idiot.

Is Andrew Cuomo a pervert?

Yes.
 

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