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Diver Who Identified as Skydiver Jumped Off Plane
Los Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.
Jun 23, 2021
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PM Johnson Condemns Super League, Blames Russia
London, UK – In response to the twelve soccer teams announcing their breakaway Super League, the UK blames Russia.
Apr 20, 2021
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Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Feb 16, 2021
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10U Lineman Breaks Multiple Records
Cincinnati, OH – Eli Gable is a born lineman. At 16 years of age, he stands at 6’3” and already weighs 291 lbs. Since he identifies as a...
Jan 5, 2021
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