Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...

Today is Workers’ Memorial Day, a day when we remember those who died at work, probably due to the culpable stupidity and negligence of...

New York City, NY – Following Mayor Eric Adams’s vision for health and fitness, New Re-reformed Now-Truer Church of Jesus will offer...

Washington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...

Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...

We just earned our first badge of honor! We've been banned from Instagram!

Los Angeles, CA – Although the pandemic has made filmmaking more difficult in the past two years, this has not stopped the production of...

Washington DC – The Pentagon has announced a new policy for the training and testing of proficiencies of US military personnel. Instead...

Los Angeles, CA – A Californian state government board on Saturday vetoed 11–1 to stop using the word “gangbanger” due to its negative...

Los Angeles, CA – A study using the latest in computational dynamic stress analysis and modelling has concluded that the Titanic did not...

San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements.

New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.

Honolulu, HI – Some Hawaiians have petitioned that the “Hawaiian Pizza” be renamed because it’s racist.

Seattle, WA – Coffee sales have soared in the second quarter of 2021, a small sign that suggests some hope for the economy.

Philadelphia, PA – When Georgina applied for a job at MeeWare Solutions, she was told that all employees had to be vaccinated.

One expects this to be a short, no-brainer, action-packed, light entertainment. And that’s what it mostly is.

Charlotte, NC – A sixth-grade student has been suspended for confusing CRT with CVT.

Geneva, Switzerland – With the COVID Delta strain apparently circulating the world, experts are now warning of the next variant.

Los Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.

Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...

Given the current sentiments regarding #StopAsianHate—and there’s a few of us Asians here at Opinyuns—it’s time I add to it.