Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...

Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...

Welcome to the third entry by the Ominous Owl.

Clumsy plotting. Too many cringe moments. Jedi Master Squid Game carries the show.

San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...

Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...

Welcome to the first entry by the Ominous Owl who, whenever he can be bothered, will address questions of public interest or even...

Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...

Hollywood, CA – In the hopes of scoring big at the box office this summer, Hollywood producers are hoping that the fourth installment of...

Washington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...

New York City, NY – Former staff of the prestigious Sports Illustrated are devastated at the announcement on Friday of the mass layoff....

Pyongyang, North Korea – In a brilliant display of firepower, North Korea lobbed over 200 artillery shells near South Korea’s Yeon Pyeong...

San Francisco, CA – An Asian man has been called out for being a racist at the supermarket he frequents. According to staff members,...

San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham High School is confused after being suspended for drawing penises all over the school as well as...

Dallas, TX – Southwest Presbyterian Church has made amendments to its seating arrangement policy. “Typically, our ushers will make sure...

Washington DC – A 24-year-old man, staffer of Democratic Senator Ben Cardin, has been terminated after footage of him engaging in anal...

St Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...

San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...

Austin, TX – A new electric vehicle manufacturer has entered the market. Intended to compete with Tesla, Genesis will release their first...

Maybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?

Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...