Aug 8, 20221 minWhy Woke Strategy in Entertainment Has Failed as Viewership DeclineWoke strategy in entertainment has failed...
Aug 4, 20221 minEmmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death StarYavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
Jul 29, 20221 minBoy Insists His Homework Submission Is InvisibleSan Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on...
Jul 28, 20221 minDisney to Reboot All Star Wars FilmsLos Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
Jul 26, 20221 minProtestors: Planet Earth Homophobic for Making MonkeypoxNew York City, NY – In response to WHO’s declaration that monkeypox is a global health emergency, small protests have erupted in NYC....
Jul 24, 20221 minBiden: “I am a cancer to the world”Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...
Jun 25, 20221 minEmployers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade OverturnLos Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
Jun 22, 20221 minHigh School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right FieldSan Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
May 16, 20221 minMatrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion PillsHollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...