Man Relieved Hissing and Attempted Biting Was Just a Snake
- Simian Practicalist
- 3 days ago
- 1 min read
Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake.
“I stepped out for a smoke and heard hissing right away,” said Larry Fitzsimmons, a mechanic, “and when I turned, this thing snapped at me, wanting to bite.”
According to Fitzsimmons, this has been a common occurrence for the past “seven or eight years”.
“Usually, it’s some left-wing bitch,” he said, “but today, it was just a snake. I was pretty relieved.”
Fitzsimmons, however, could not tell whether the snake was male or female, or its political leanings.
“It was on the right side of my garage door, but that would make it its left… I’m not sure if that was deliberate on its part,” he added. “Oh well, I let it be and told it to go eat a few rats… there’s plenty in this state.”
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