Attractive Lecturer Find Way to Discourage Advances
- Simian Practicalist
- 20 hours ago
- 1 min read
Los Angeles, CA – A highly attractive female lecturer has discovered a method for discouraging advances from her students.
Anna is a staff member in the science faculty at the university. Being a tall blonde—and clearly an actual woman—many male students look her up on social media and approach her after lectures.
“Part of me is flattered but I wish these people would do some real homework,” she said. “Not to mention that I’m their teacher.”
After taking some extra responsibility for the department’s anatomy courses which requires her to spend hours running pracs handling bodies, she found that most people avoid her.
“I guess smelling like the morgue is a turn-off, so it’s worked out well,” said Anna, “as long as no one in my class is a necrophilliac or is addicted to hospital-grade disinfectant.”
In other news, the university’s diversity policy is considering necrophillia as a valid lifestyle choice since “most students are brain-dead and are screwing each other anyway”.
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