Aug 20, 20221 minCalifornia: Soy Sauce to Represent DiversityLos Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...
Aug 4, 20221 minEmmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death StarYavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
Jul 28, 20221 minDisney to Reboot All Star Wars FilmsLos Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
Jul 10, 20221 minSummary of All Science Debunking Anti-COVID MeasuresSummary of all scientific literature that debunks anti-COVID measures.
Jun 25, 20221 minEmployers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade OverturnLos Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
Jun 22, 20221 minHigh School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right FieldSan Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
May 16, 20221 minMatrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion PillsHollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
May 10, 20221 minEveryone Gets a Choice!According to Whoopi Goldberg on The View regarding abortion: "My doctor and myself and my child, that’s who makes the decision."
May 5, 20221 minElizabeth Warren in “Scream 6”Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise. “The threat to...