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Custodi Di Quella Fede by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February 1878. His papacy is the fourth longest in the history of the Church. He is known for having composed the Prayer to Archangel St Michael and for the encyclical “ Humanum Genus ” on freemasonry published on 20 April 1884. The encyclicals regarding freemasonry “ Inimica Vis ” and “ Custodi Di Quella Fede ” were published on 8 December 1892. Encyc
Jan 15 min read


New Slant Eyes Beauty Pageant Proposed
London, UK – In the aftermath of Miss Finland 2024 Sarah Dzafce being stripped of her title for making the Asian “slant eyes” gesture, a new beauty pageant has been proposed. The new competition will showcase how good looking the contestants are when doing slant eyes. “I think it’s important that we uphold the principle of universal tolerance and respect,” said Beth Horship, spokesperson for Miss World Slant Eyes, “and this contest is the perfect platform to celebrate freedom
Dec 15, 20251 min read


Church Rejects Technically Awesome Female Vocalist at Band Tryouts
Melbourne, Australia – A young woman has failed at the church band tryouts despite being technically awesome. “She’s got great voice control,” said Sheryl, one of the band leaders even though she herself can’t sing that well. According to Jason, another band leader, this female vocalist doesn’t lift her arms high enough either but that is an issue which can be fixed with “a little practice”. “She’s got good mic technique, which none of our current singers seem to manage and i
Nov 30, 20251 min read


Libertas Praestantissimum by Pope Leo XIII
Pope Leo XIII (b. 2 March 1810 – d. 20 July 1903), born Gioacchino Vincenzo Raffaele Luigi Pecci, began his pontificate on 20 February...
May 14, 20259 min read


Criticizing “Categorizing People” Whilst Categorizing People
If one can believe the surveys, President Emmanuel Macron is going to have a hard time winning in the upcoming elections. A few days ago...
Jun 28, 20241 min read


Church Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too Skillful
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....
Oct 2, 20221 min read


Ubi Primum by Pope Leo XII
Pope Leo XII’s first encyclical warns of modern humanist ideas such as “tolerance” and “religious indifference”.
Sep 16, 20223 min read


Ecclesiam a Jesu by Pope Pius VII
Pope Pius VII (b. 14 August 1742 – d. 20 August 1823), born Barnaba Niccolo Maria Luigi Chiaramonti, began his pontificate on 14 March...
Sep 11, 20222 min read


Church Excommunicates Drummer for Air Drumming with Invisible Sticks
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has “double excommunicated” one of their drummers for “air drumming”. Rod Träge, a member of...
Aug 1, 20221 min read


Local Church Musician Arrested
St Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.
Jun 18, 20212 min read


Local Baptist Church Records Longest Service Ever
St Paul, MN – Just-the-Cross Baptist Church had its longest service last Sunday, clocking at four hours and twenty minutes.
Mar 16, 20212 min read


Global Council of Churches Announces New Model for Unity
Zürich, Switzerland – The Global Council of Churches (GCC) announced a new model to facilitate unity for the various Christian churches...
Feb 18, 20212 min read


Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Feb 16, 20211 min read


TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: Megatron
Megatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...
Feb 7, 20211 min read


Church Puts Professional Drummer on Probation
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has put their newest drummer on probation. This follows the excommunication of one of their...
Jan 29, 20212 min read


Church Excommunicates Guitarist and Drummer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...
Dec 17, 20201 min read


Human Rights Blight
It’s December 10: Human Rights Day. Are you celebrating yet?
Dec 10, 20203 min read


Church Excommunicates Sound Mixer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated one of their sound mixers, their first excommunication since 1962.
Nov 23, 20201 min read
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