Oct 2, 20221 minChurch Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too SkillfulSt Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....
Sep 16, 20223 minUbi Primum by Pope Leo XIIPope Leo XII’s first encyclical warns of modern humanist ideas such as “tolerance” and “religious indifference”.
Aug 1, 20221 minChurch Excommunicates Drummer for Air Drumming with Invisible SticksSt Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has “double excommunicated” one of their drummers for “air drumming”. Rod Träge, a member of...
Jun 18, 20212 minLocal Church Musician ArrestedSt Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.
Mar 16, 20212 minLocal Baptist Church Records Longest Service EverSt Paul, MN – Just-the-Cross Baptist Church had its longest service last Sunday, clocking at four hours and twenty minutes.
Feb 18, 20212 minGlobal Council of Churches Announces New Model for UnityZürich, Switzerland – The Global Council of Churches (GCC) announced a new model to facilitate unity for the various Christian churches...
Feb 16, 20211 minTatooine Bans Force-sensitive PodracersMos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Feb 8, 20211 minTIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: MegatronMegatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...
Jan 29, 20212 minChurch Puts Professional Drummer on ProbationSt Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has put their newest drummer on probation. This follows the excommunication of one of their...