Church Excommunicates New Sound Mixer for Taking Too Long
- Simian Practicalist
- 3 minutes ago
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St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated their new sound mixer, the replacement for the one they had excommunicated earlier for turning everyone off.
It was reported that James, the new sound guy, took “way too long” to work out the levels.
According to Sally, one of the vocalists in the band: “It took him two hours! And we didn’t even sound good.”
Bill, a regular churchgoer, took a look at the faders afterwards. “Other than God, I’m not sure if anyone could save our band but I can see the problem, it shouldn’t have taken him that long to work that out.”
James, however, is proud of his two hours of work.
“It was a real challenge to get the levels right for this abomination that is our band,” he said. “I don’t know what people are complaining about, the settings make a non-judgemental smiley face.”
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