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Church Excommunicates New Sound Mixer for Laughing Out Loud
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has again excommunicated their new sound mixer, the replacement for the one they had excommunicated last month for being too slow. Jimmy reportedly laughed out loud every time the vocalist started singing. “At first, when he laughed during rehearsal, we didn’t really mind,” said Daniel, the bass guitarist. “It’s ok to have a laugh during rehearsal.” However, Jimmy laughed out loud as soon as the first song started during the servic
Apr 51 min read


Church Excommunicates New Sound Mixer for Taking Too Long
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated their new sound mixer, the replacement for the one they had excommunicated earlier for turning everyone off. It was reported that James, the new sound guy, took “way too long” to work out the levels. According to Sally, one of the vocalists in the band: “It took him two hours! And we didn’t even sound good.” Bill, a regular churchgoer, took a look at the faders afterwards. “Other than God, I’m not sure if anyone
Mar 131 min read


Mockumentary Film ● Review: Get Ready to be Boyzvoiced
Highly recommended mockumentary about a Norwegian boy band. Tightly written. Good performances. Hilarious songs. A modern classic.
Jul 21, 20234 min read


Church Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too Skillful
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....
Oct 2, 20221 min read


Madden Update to Reflect Pandemic Conditions
Redwood City, CA – EA has announced that the upcoming update for Madden will reflect the pandemic conditions.
Feb 25, 20211 min read


Church Excommunicates Sound Mixer
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated one of their sound mixers, their first excommunication since 1962.
Nov 23, 20201 min read
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