Man Excommunicated for Pulling Fire Alarm to Stop Long Church Service
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a man for pulling the fire alarm during the sermon. “We try to be...
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- Sep 13
- 1 min
Evergrande Collapse Led to Tower of Babel Failure
Los Angeles, CA – Theologians at Ultra-Modern Christian Seminary speculate that the construction of the so-called Tower of Babel was not...
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- Aug 6
- 2 min
The Consensus of the Fathers and Theologians by Fr Chad Ripperger
This is a 35-page book (or more like a booklet) that defends the weight of the consensus of the Church Fathers and Theologians. The text...
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- Jun 14
- 1 min
Asian Interrupted by Karen Wanting “Karens Are Always Right Month”
The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...
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- Jan 4
- 6 min
Inter Praecipuas: On Biblical Societies by Pope Gregory XVI
In this encyclical published in 1844, Pope Gregory XVI warns of the dangers of the numerous translations of the Bible.
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- Jan 4
- 1 min
Twitter Worked with Presbyterians to Suppress Free Will
San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform worked with presbyterians to suppress free will. “It’s important we...
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- Oct 26, 2022
- 5 min
On the Concept of Penance – Part 3
Part 3 continues to examine a few scriptural passages regarding the concept of penance.
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- Oct 26, 2022
- 4 min
On the Concept of Penance – Part 2
Part 2 examines a few scriptural passages regarding the concept of penance.
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- Oct 2, 2022
- 1 min
Church Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too Skillful
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....
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- Aug 29, 2022
- 1 min
Local Presbyterian Church Produces Redacted Bibles
Detroit, MI – A local presbyterian church has produced a heavily redacted version of the bible. “Just because protestants killed off a...
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- Aug 12, 2022
- 3 min
Why Catholic Bibles Are Bigger by Gary Michuta
Why Catholic Bibles Are Bigger goes through the basic arguments for why the Catholic bibles contain seven books in the Old Testament that...
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- May 12, 2022
- 2 min
Lutheran Man Nails 95 Complaints Regarding Church’s Pathetic Pandemic Response to Church Doors
Melbourne, Australia – A member of the Lutheran church has been excommunicated for nailing 95 statements of complaints onto the church...
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- Dec 12, 2021
- 1 min
Francis Declares Vaccines the Eighth Sacrament
Vatican – On Thursday, Francis convened the Vatican III Ecumenical Council in the morning right after breakfast, summoning any bishop...
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- Dec 3, 2021
- 5 min
Pedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State by Joachim Hagopian
In this work, former US Army officer and licensed therapist Joachim Hagopian attempts an as-complete-as-humanly-possible coverage of the...
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- Sep 13, 2021
- 1 min
Lutheran Man Chugs Communion Wine
Chicago, IL – A man has been “sort of” excommunicated for chugging the entire cup of communion wine during the service at a local...
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- Aug 25, 2021
- 13 min
On Purgatory – Part V
This is the final part of the series on Purgatory, providing a glimpse of non-Scriptural material.
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- Aug 17, 2021
- 15 min
On Purgatory – Part IV
Part IV (of V) of a series on Purgatory. This part examines Scriptural references more directly related to Purgatory.
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- Aug 10, 2021
- 17 min
On Purgatory – Part III
Part III (of V) of a series on Purgatory. This part continues to examine the Scriptures regarding temporal merit and demerit.
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- Jul 28, 2021
- 17 min
On Purgatory – Part II
Part II (of V) of a series on Purgatory. Since Purgatory presupposes temporal merit and demerit, this part examines the Scriptures on that.
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- Jul 20, 2021
- 14 min
On Purgatory – Part I
Part I (of V) of a series on Purgatory. This part attempts a basic explanation.
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- Jun 29, 2021
- 1 min
Presbyterian Church to No Longer Offer Choice of Post-service Drink
Philadelphia, PA – A local Presbyterian church is to no longer offer the choice of coffee or tea after their services.
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