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Dec 30, 20236 min read
Why the Mass is a Perpetual Sacrifice
There is the common criticism that every Mass is “crucifying Christ again”. The argument is that Jesus Christ died on the Cross, a...
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Dec 18, 20231 min read
Southwest Presbyterian Church to Grant Extra Seating Room
Dallas, TX – Southwest Presbyterian Church has made amendments to its seating arrangement policy. “Typically, our ushers will make sure...
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Nov 13, 20231 min read
Man Realizes Presbyterian Woman a Snob after Blind Date
Melbourne, Australia – A man has realized that the woman his friends had set him up with is a snob after all. “I’ve met quite a few...
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Oct 3, 20231 min read
Man Excommunicated for Pulling Fire Alarm to Stop Long Church Service
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a man for pulling the fire alarm during the sermon. “We try to be...
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Sep 13, 20231 min read
Evergrande Collapse Led to Tower of Babel Failure
Los Angeles, CA – Theologians at Ultra-Modern Christian Seminary speculate that the construction of the so-called Tower of Babel was not...
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Aug 6, 20231 min read
The Consensus of the Fathers and Theologians by Fr Chad Ripperger
This is a 35-page book (or more like a booklet) that defends the weight of the consensus of the Church Fathers and Theologians. The text...
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Jun 14, 20231 min read
Asian Interrupted by Karen Wanting “Karens Are Always Right Month”
The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...
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Jan 4, 20236 min read
Inter Praecipuas: On Biblical Societies by Pope Gregory XVI
In this encyclical published in 1844, Pope Gregory XVI warns of the dangers of the numerous translations of the Bible.
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Jan 3, 20231 min read
Twitter Worked with Presbyterians to Suppress Free Will
San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform worked with presbyterians to suppress free will. “It’s important we...
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Oct 26, 20225 min read
On the Concept of Penance – Part 3
Part 3 continues to examine a few scriptural passages regarding the concept of penance.
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Oct 26, 20224 min read
On the Concept of Penance – Part 2
Part 2 examines a few scriptural passages regarding the concept of penance.
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Oct 2, 20221 min read
Church Excommunicates Female Vocalist for Being Too Skillful
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....
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Aug 28, 20221 min read
Local Presbyterian Church Produces Redacted Bibles
Detroit, MI – A local presbyterian church has produced a heavily redacted version of the bible. “Just because protestants killed off a...
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Aug 12, 20223 min read
Why Catholic Bibles Are Bigger by Gary Michuta
Why Catholic Bibles Are Bigger goes through the basic arguments for why the Catholic bibles contain seven books in the Old Testament that...
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May 12, 20222 min read
Lutheran Man Nails 95 Complaints Regarding Church’s Pathetic Pandemic Response to Church Doors
Melbourne, Australia – A member of the Lutheran church has been excommunicated for nailing 95 statements of complaints onto the church...
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Dec 12, 20211 min read
Francis Declares Vaccines the Eighth Sacrament
Vatican – On Thursday, Francis convened the Vatican III Ecumenical Council in the morning right after breakfast, summoning any bishop...
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Dec 2, 20215 min read
Pedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State by Joachim Hagopian
In this work, former US Army officer and licensed therapist Joachim Hagopian attempts an as-complete-as-humanly-possible coverage of the...
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Sep 13, 20211 min read
Lutheran Man Chugs Communion Wine
Chicago, IL – A man has been “sort of” excommunicated for chugging the entire cup of communion wine during the service at a local...
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Aug 25, 202113 min read
On Purgatory – Part V
This is the final part of the series on Purgatory, providing a glimpse of non-Scriptural material.
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Aug 17, 202115 min read
On Purgatory – Part IV
Part IV (of V) of a series on Purgatory. This part examines Scriptural references more directly related to Purgatory.
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