Church Rejects Technically Awesome Female Vocalist at Band Tryouts
- Simian Practicalist
- 4 days ago
- 1 min read
Melbourne, Australia – A young woman has failed at the church band tryouts despite being technically awesome.
“She’s got great voice control,” said Sheryl, one of the band leaders even though she herself can’t sing that well.
According to Jason, another band leader, this female vocalist doesn’t lift her arms high enough either but that is an issue which can be fixed with “a little practice”.
“She’s got good mic technique, which none of our current singers seem to manage and it’s not like she can’t sing the chorus eight or nine times,” added Sheryl, “but she just doesn’t quite sing like Jesus is her new boyfriend.”
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