Woman Who Keeps Her Head Bowed is Praised as Ideal Churchgoer
- Simian Practicalist
- 11 minutes ago
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Melbourne, Australia – A middle-aged Asian woman at St Eutychus Lutheran Church has been hailed as the ideal churchgoer.
Earlier in the year, the congregation excommunited a young man for sleeping through sermons. This Asian auntie, however, attends every Sunday and is seen with her head bowed throughout the entire service. Unlike the young man, it is clear she is not asleep.
“She is an example of piety, she seems to be meditating on my one-hour sermons,” said the pastor. “If she’s praying, that fine too.”
The woman, however, has “no idea what the fuss is about”.
“I’m just bored and once I’m done catching up on Hong Kong news, I web-surf menus to see what’s for lunch,” said the woman. “And then I check dinner for the rest of the week too.”
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