“No Place for Violence” in Country That Has National Day Celebrating Violence

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Paris, France – In response to the escalating protests and riots across France, President Emmanuel Macron has issued a statement on social media that there is “no place for violence in our Republic”.

“So what if our national holiday celebrates a false flag event of storming some stupid half-empty building and executing the Catholic monarchs a few years later?!” said Macron. “That doesn’t give people the right to riot!”

The president insists that this has nothing to do with immigration since France has a riot every day anyway. He also added that there is “a big difference between trashing the place and lopping off heads”.

Macron clarified his position: “I mean, setting fires and looting shops are acts of violence, lopping off heads of your opponents stops violence cos they can’t do it again.”