Nashville, TN – An elementary school student is severely disappointed that he has been forbidden from rioting after finding out that French President Emmanuel Macron had allegedly put a hit on Candace Owens. “I don’t get it,” said George, 10, of Cabalsville Elementary School, “I would’ve thought that nowadays a white man trying to kill a black woman is like the near-perfect excuse to peacefully trash the place.” However, George is willing to consider an alternative view: “I g

It's baby oil time! And that slap.

This batch features drugs and the Reaper!

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron, realizing that the US may not be interested in fighting in Europe, thinks France should...

Woodstock, ME – It has been reported that Tucker Carlson secured an interview with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky which the...

If one can believe the surveys, President Emmanuel Macron is going to have a hard time winning in the upcoming elections. A few days ago...

The way things are going, signing bilateral agreements with Ukraine may as well be an Olympic event.

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has vowed to give Ukraine SCALP-EG cruise missiles. “We, I mean they, have got a big...

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has announced reforms for online child safety. “We have to protect our children on the...

It’s this Saturday! Rah!!!

Macron: “...the vaccinations are not really for COVID. It’s actually for protection against Germans.”