Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron, realizing that the US may not be interested in fighting in Europe, thinks France should prepare for war against Russia.
“Russia has quite a bit of stuff,” said Macron, “so maybe we should get started on building our own stuff…”
The president reiterated that France wants peace with Russia.
“Just because we haven’t had a meaningful win in ages doesn’t mean we aren’t capable,” said the president. “Don’t worry, we’ve learnt our lesson from Napolean, we’ve got nukes now.”
The president admitted, however, that it might help if Germany can lend them some space to put the nukes.
“And a few million young men,” added Macron, “this time with all of them facing the east. And standing in front of us. With tanks. Yeah, that would help.”
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