USS Bush Deployment to Continue Bushes’ Gulf War Tradition

Simian Practicalist
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Washington DC – The Pentagon has reportedly ordered a second aircraft carrier strike group to prepare for deployment in the Middle East.

“Look, Iran should be grateful that I’ve told Benny to shut up because he would like nothing better than to treat Iran like Gaza,” said President Donald Trump.

The president, however, has again warned Iran that “there will be big beautiful ships that can do big things” while insisting that talks should continue.

“But in the tradition of President Bushes starting Gulf Wars, I’m prepared to order the USS George H. Doubya Bush to deploy. Just as a reminder, cos we’re thankfully out of President Bushes,” he said.

President Trump also stated that he would consider sending the USS William J. Clinton if it was finished but that he is “trying to make an actual deal with Iran, not to bone it”.

“That and my wife is totally nice and not a witch,” he added.