Jan 81 minPalpatine Releases His First Election Campaign AdGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...
Nov 9, 20231 minSenator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid InvasionMelbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
Jan 30, 20231 minPalpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a CoincidenceGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
Aug 10, 20221 minFBI Raids Palpatine ResidenceGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...
Dec 23, 20212 minGalactic Supreme Court to Hear Palpatine Vaccine Mandate ChallengeGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Galactic Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to take up disputes over the Palpatine administration’s...
Oct 30, 20211 minJar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan AndrewsMelbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
Sep 1, 20212 minEmperor Palpatine Defends Chaotic Endor WithdrawalImperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.
Feb 21, 20211 minEmperor Palpatine Auditioned for MKHollywood, CA – The trailer for the upcoming Mortal Kombat live-action film was released on Friday and it has been revealed that Emperor...
Dec 28, 20201 minPalpatine Defunds the JediGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...