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Palpatine Releases His First Election Campaign Ad

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad.

In the ad, Palpatine states that “there is something dangerous happening in the Republic” and that there is an “extremist movement”, referring to the Jedi and all their supporters.

“I love democracy,” he reiterated in the Senate, “I love the right to vote for whoever you want and the right to watch ads with pigeons flying in slow motion which is why I am making sure no Jedi or anyone else is on the ballot.”

Palpatine then declared Order 66 which permanently disqualifies all Jedi from everything.


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