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Film ● Review: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire
A rebel’s cheesy recruitment drive against evil imperial forces. Not totally cringe but only because I don’t expect much from Hack Snyder.
Dec 23, 20234 min read


UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
Dec 12, 20231 min read


Senator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid Invasion
Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
Nov 8, 20231 min read


Jedi Master Who Wanted “Harsher Lockdown Policy” Asks for Forgiveness
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker appeared on a recent episode of Real Time with Jar Jar Binks alongside...
Oct 30, 20231 min read


Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
Oct 16, 20231 min read


Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
Oct 13, 20231 min read


Animation Review: Star Wars – Tales of the Jedi
Decent production. More for fans of Dooku and Ahsoka, although Dooku’s fall to the dark side is handled well.
Oct 12, 20232 min read


Film Review: Willow
Not a bad fantasy-adventure despite plotting and pacing issues, partly made up by a strong performance from Davis.
Oct 10, 20234 min read


Drama ● Review: Ahsoka
Moderately enjoyable despite clumsy plotting. Good performances and would be better if the cast is given more to work with.
Oct 8, 20234 min read


Animation Review: Star Wars – Visions 2
Season 2 broadens to styles other than anime. Arguably worse than Season 1 in terms of storytelling. Nonetheless, a few are recommended.
May 16, 20236 min read


Anime Review: Star Wars – Visions 1
Whilst not a bad effort overall, they are nothing great. A few are recommended.
May 16, 20235 min read


Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
Jan 30, 20231 min read


Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
Jan 14, 20231 min read


FBI Raids Palpatine Residence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...
Aug 10, 20221 min read


Emmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death Star
Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
Aug 4, 20221 min read


Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
Jul 28, 20221 min read


Monkeypox Cluster Confirmed on Tatooine
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
May 28, 20221 min read


Galactic Supreme Court to Hear Palpatine Vaccine Mandate Challenge
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Galactic Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to take up disputes over the Palpatine administration’s...
Dec 23, 20212 min read


Film Review & Discussion: Starship Troopers
Militaristic society. War. Controlled media. Brainwashed population. Limited participation in governance and politics. It’s all good!
Nov 10, 20219 min read


Jar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan Andrews
Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
Oct 30, 20211 min read


The Mandalorian Finds Laundrie’s Campsite
St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...
Sep 29, 20211 min read
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