Oct 30, 20211 minJar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan AndrewsMelbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
Sep 29, 20211 minThe Mandalorian Finds Laundrie’s CampsiteSt Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...
Sep 1, 20212 minEmperor Palpatine Defends Chaotic Endor WithdrawalImperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.
Mar 11, 20212 minImperial Lockdowns Taking a TollMos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Empire has been enforcing lockdowns across the galaxy in recent months. Although only for short periods...
Feb 21, 20211 minEmperor Palpatine Auditioned for MKHollywood, CA – The trailer for the upcoming Mortal Kombat live-action film was released on Friday and it has been revealed that Emperor...
Feb 16, 20211 minTatooine Bans Force-sensitive PodracersMos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
Jan 10, 20211 minStar Wars to Address the EnvironmentLos Angeles, CA – Disney has announced that some of the upcoming Star Wars series will also focus on environmentalism.
Dec 28, 20201 minPalpatine Defunds the JediGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...
Dec 16, 20201 minHistoric Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine GivenDeath Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.