Padmé Amidala: Elon Musk Is Not the Father
- Simian Practicalist
- Jun 18
- 1 min read
Coruscant (GNS) – Senator Padmé Amidala of Naboo in the first eight months of her pregnancy remained silent as to the identity of the father.
Rumors have been circulating recently that the father may be Elon Musk.
However, Amidala has denied the theory.
“I know it’s the trendy thing to do nowadays, but Elon is definitely not the father,” said the former Queen of Naboo.
Other theories are that Amidala is carrying twins and that the father is a Jedi even though their code forbids it.
Amidala has not revealed the father’s identity, only that she is going to purchase another nightgown that is good enough for a ball.
“There’s no reason for Elon to be involved anyway—I buy my clothes with my own credits, I don’t abuse government funds,” she added.
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