The Ominous Owl #2
Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...
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- Jun 11
- 1 min
Imperial Hostage Rescue Operation Leaves 274 Ewoks Dead
Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...
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- Jun 2
- 2 min
Empire Denies Striking Ewok Camp
Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...
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- May 29
- 1 min
Owner of Tent Planet Fears Business Will Be Flattened
San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...
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- May 29
- 3 min
Drama Review: Secret Invasion
Not bad but could go further with the paranoia and suspense. Think of it as a version of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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- May 24
- 4 min
Anime Review: 86
Interesting enough premise. Excellent production. Can delve deeper into the themes, but plot and characters are sufficiently captivating.
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- Apr 20
- 3 min
Film ● Review: Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver
The heroes play farmer in the first half, then get into a shootout with imperial forces in the second. Cheesy and clumsy like Part One.
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- Apr 15
- 5 min
Animation ● Review: Star Wars – The Clone Wars
Basically an Ahsoka spin-off. Don’t expect too much. Do expect some cheese. Writing improves as the series progresses. Sufficiently amusing.
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- Mar 10
- 7 min
The Holocaust Industry by Norman G. Finkelstein
The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein, first published in 2000, is a short...
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- Dec 24, 2023
- 2 min
Measurements of Enriched Uranium in Palestine and Lebanon
A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...
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- Dec 23, 2023
- 4 min
Film ● Review: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire
A rebel’s cheesy recruitment drive against evil imperial forces. Not totally cringe but only because I don’t expect much from Hack Snyder.
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- Dec 12, 2023
- 1 min
UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
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- Nov 23, 2023
- 1 min
Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza
San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...
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- Oct 30, 2023
- 1 min
Jedi Master Who Wanted “Harsher Lockdown Policy” Asks for Forgiveness
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker appeared on a recent episode of Real Time with Jar Jar Binks alongside...
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- Oct 16, 2023
- 1 min
Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
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- Oct 13, 2023
- 1 min
Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
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- Nov 3, 2022
- 2 min
Cardassia: Let’s Declare Occupation Amnesty
We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about the Occupation of Bajor.
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