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- Jun 11
- 1 min
Imperial Hostage Rescue Operation Leaves 274 Ewoks Dead
Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...
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- Jun 2
- 2 min
Empire Denies Striking Ewok Camp
Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...
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- May 29
- 1 min
Owner of Tent Planet Fears Business Will Be Flattened
San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...
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- May 11
- 1 min
Doctor Shreds Hippocratic Oath
New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...
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- Mar 10
- 7 min
The Holocaust Industry by Norman G. Finkelstein
The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein, first published in 2000, is a short...
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- Dec 24, 2023
- 2 min
Measurements of Enriched Uranium in Palestine and Lebanon
A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...
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- Dec 12, 2023
- 1 min
UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
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- Nov 23, 2023
- 1 min
Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza
San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...
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- Nov 10, 2023
- 1 min
Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are
Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
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- Oct 26, 2023
- 5 min
Marian Apparition re Israel & Mediterranean Sea
There is no shortage of authentic prophecies regarding the events leading up to the Second Coming. Throughout the past two thousand...
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- Oct 16, 2023
- 1 min
Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
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- Oct 13, 2023
- 1 min
Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
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- Oct 12, 2023
- 1 min
Yes-Man to Vote Yes in the Voice and Everything Else
Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...
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- Aug 25, 2023
- 1 min
CDC Announces New COVID Variant. Rah!
According to the CDC, there is a new COVID variant: BA.2.86. Rah! Based on what CDC knows now, existing tests used to detect and...
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- Apr 18, 2023
- 3 min
Was 3/11 Japan’s 9/11?
This is old news but the so-called Fukushima nuclear disaster is worth mentioning (again). This is not just because some of us at...
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- Dec 3, 2022
- 9 min
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal explores the aims and actions of (political) Zionism and its consequences, particularly to Jews...
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- May 15, 2022
- 3 min
More Studies on COVID-19 “Vaccine” Safety and Efficacy
In case one still isn’t convinced of the entire lack of safety regarding COVID-19 “vaccines”, an Israeli study by Christopher L.F. Sun et...
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- Dec 29, 2021
- 2 min
Booster Mandates! Rah!
No doubt for some it was merely a “conspiracy theory” that there would be vaccine mandates. And even if there are, there will never be...
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- Dec 3, 2021
- 5 min
Pedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State by Joachim Hagopian
In this work, former US Army officer and licensed therapist Joachim Hagopian attempts an as-complete-as-humanly-possible coverage of the...
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