This batch features drugs and the Reaper!

Washington DC – President Trump has once again expressed his desire to do a “domain expansion” that will envelop Canada. “I love Canada,...

The “Shroud of Turin” is one of the most studied and yet still one of the most mysterious artifacts. There are numerous papers published...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Merely days after being crowned emperor, Palpatine has terminated the security detail of all members...

Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham responded to the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, stating that “the devastation is just...

Given all the surveillance and monitoring on (and off) the internet, it is imperative to keep your social credit score up. It is best to...

Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...

Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...

San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...

New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...

The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein, first published in 2000, is a short...

A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...

New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...

San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...

Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...

There is no shortage of authentic prophecies regarding the events leading up to the Second Coming. Throughout the past two thousand...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...

Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...

According to the CDC, there is a new COVID variant: BA.2.86. Rah! Based on what CDC knows now, existing tests used to detect and...

This is old news but the so-called Fukushima nuclear disaster is worth mentioning (again). This is not just because some of us at Opinyuns...