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Empire: Alderaan Ceasefire Now in Effect
Alderaan (GNS) – Imperial Fleet Command has stated that the ceasefire agreement has come into effect. “We have retreated to the agreed...
Oct 101 min read


Salvation of the “Jews” – Part 2
The answer to the question is simple and nothing new.
Jul 107 min read


Salvation of the “Jews” – Part 1
There is the common question of whether God will save the Jews. After all, God promised but the majority of the Jewish people at the time...
Jul 1010 min read


Opinyun’s Magic Cards (33–36)
This batch features drugs and the Reaper!
May 121 min read


Trump Talks of “Domain Expansion”
Washington DC – President Trump has once again expressed his desire to do a “domain expansion” that will envelop Canada. “I love Canada,...
Mar 151 min read


The Shroud by Ian Wilson
The “Shroud of Turin” is one of the most studied and yet still one of the most mysterious artifacts. There are numerous papers published...
Feb 78 min read


Palpatine Terminates Security Detail of the Entire Senate
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Merely days after being crowned emperor, Palpatine has terminated the security detail of all members...
Jan 281 min read


Lindsey Graham: Must Help Hurricane Victims by Helping Israel
Washington DC – Senator Lindsey Graham responded to the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, stating that “the devastation is just...
Oct 4, 20241 min read


How to Keep Your Social Credit Score Up
Given all the surveillance and monitoring on (and off) the internet, it is imperative to keep your social credit score up. It is best to...
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Imperial Hostage Rescue Operation Leaves 274 Ewoks Dead
Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...
Jun 11, 20241 min read


Empire Denies Striking Ewok Camp
Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...
Jun 2, 20242 min read


Owner of Tent Planet Fears Business Will Be Flattened
San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...
May 29, 20241 min read


Doctor Shreds Hippocratic Oath
New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...
May 11, 20241 min read


The Holocaust Industry by Norman G. Finkelstein
The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein, first published in 2000, is a short...
Mar 10, 20247 min read


Measurements of Enriched Uranium in Palestine and Lebanon
A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...
Dec 24, 20232 min read


UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
Dec 12, 20231 min read


Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza
San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...
Nov 23, 20231 min read


Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are
Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
Nov 10, 20231 min read


Marian Apparition re Israel & Mediterranean Sea
There is no shortage of authentic prophecies regarding the events leading up to the Second Coming. Throughout the past two thousand...
Oct 26, 20235 min read


Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
Oct 16, 20231 min read


Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
Oct 13, 20231 min read
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