Exclusive: FBI Finds Tape Collection and Clown Suit in John Bolton Raid
- Simian Practicalist
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Washington DC – The FBI is searching the home of John Bolton on Friday.
The raid began at 7 am and is reportedly continuing at the time of this article’s publication.

“It’s disturbing,” said one FBI staffer speaking on the condition of anonymity, “the guy has rows and rows of VHS tapes dating back to the 80s in his basement.”
It is reported that titles include Vivacious Viet Cong, Pounding Panama, Gulf Gangbang 2, Iris in Iraq, Iris in Iran, From Ukraine with Love, Hammering Paul and Teens in Taiwan.
“There’s also a clown suit hanging on the wall that Bolton obviously wears when he’s watching these videos,” said the source. “The suit is for women, I think… it’s got a bra and skirt.”
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