Nashville, TN – An elementary school student is severely disappointed that he has been forbidden from rioting after finding out that French President Emmanuel Macron had allegedly put a hit on Candace Owens. “I don’t get it,” said George, 10, of Cabalsville Elementary School, “I would’ve thought that nowadays a white man trying to kill a black woman is like the near-perfect excuse to peacefully trash the place.” However, George is willing to consider an alternative view: “I g

Washington DC – The FBI is searching the home of John Bolton on Friday. The raid began at 7 am and is reportedly continuing at the time...

From 1 July 2025, Denmark has begun conscription of women once they turn 18 years of age. Like the men, they will enter a lottery...

Given the recent exchange of drones and missiles between Russia and Ukraine, including the reported assassination attempt of President...

It has been reported that the Estonian Navy tried to inspect a so-called shadow fleet tanker headed to Russia on Tuesday. In response, a...

This batch features drugs and the Reaper!

Sydney, Australia – With less than a month until the Australian Federal Election, Aussies’ choices have been complicated by recent...

A few reports are circulating that there is a mysterious illness in Russia . It begins with flu-like symptoms such as body aches but...

Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...

After Volodymyr “Don’t Have a Suit” Zelensky got tossed out of the White House for being a whiny bitch, he met with UK PM Keir “ Proud of...

Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...

München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...

Interesting read but true or not, country is clearly under attack: Just broadcast the ceremony from some bunker and get on with it.

In recent days, reports have been circulating that the USAF is rebuilding the airfield on Tinian, a small island about 120 miles NNE of...

It has been reported that nearly 5,000 workers have been rescued and evacuated from the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant. I am not sure...

Woodstock, ME – It has been reported that Tucker Carlson secured an interview with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky which the...

Despite the typical lamestream media reports of Russia losing, that Ukraine must keep fighting blah blah blah, and a so-called peace...

Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...

It has been reported, if one believes The Washington Post, that the Biden administration will lift the ban on supplying US weapons to the...

Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...

It’s no surprise when the West wants to accidentally-on-purpose start WWIII by having a massive NATO exercise in Europe, organizing the...