Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...

Atlanta, GA – Chickens across the USA have protested that the latest “avian flu” floating around is “totally racist”. “Seriously, I don’t...

München, Germany – An illegitimate president demanded funds for an army of 1.5 million soldiers. “We asked to be part of NATO and it...

Melbourne, Australia – After being brutally teased by his mates that his electric vehicle is too quiet, a man has attached five new...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Imperial Maps has updated Alderaan to “Gulf of It’s Just Space and Rocks Now” after Emperor Palpatine...

Washington DC – Barely two weeks after President Trump has re-taken office, the deep state is desperate to turn things around. Realizing...

Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy. “I know dead people...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Newly crowned emperor Palpatine is recalling all remaining Jedi throughout the galaxy. Palpatine had...

Washington DC – In response to the latest memo outlining the rotation of media outlets through the Pentagon, outgoing media parties have...

New York City, NY – Following the outrage over Elon Musk’s recent Nazi/Love salute, some have called for legal action against Rose and...

Washington DC – Robert F. Kennedy Jr appeared on Wednesday in this first Senate confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Merely days after being crowned emperor, Palpatine has terminated the security detail of all members...

New York City, NY – A Chinese family has terminated its diversity policy regarding dinner. By “family” is meant the husband and father...

Washington DC – The US Navy announced on Monday the names of two future Ford -class aircraft carriers: the USS William J. Clinton ...

Los Angeles, CA – A new play set is to be released to capitalize on the raging mid-winter wildfires. “My First False Flag Wildfire” comes...

Washington DC – President Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19 individuals on Saturday, recognizing the utmost...

Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI is still investigating the attack on the Death Star, describing it as “not related to Rebels”. Over 1.8 million...

Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...

Philadelphia, PA – After having attended his cousin’s wedding, a young man is convinced that some old people should just stay home. “I’ve...

Washington DC – President Joe Biden announced on Thursday that in addition to commuting the sentences of about 1,500 individuals, he will...

New York City, NY – Following Predator’s not guilty verdict in the high-profile case, some have commented regarding the safety...