Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...

Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...

Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...

San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...

Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Another potentially disastrous flaw has been discovered on an imperial weapons platform. The imperial...

Philadelphia, PA – An unvaccinated man suffered a mild heart attack over the weekend and was baffled as to the cause. Jason Cheung, 37...

Melbourne, Australia – The Victorian Department of Health has confirmed that a child returning from overseas tested positive for avian...

Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...

Hollywood, CA – In the hopes of scoring big at the box office this summer, Hollywood producers are hoping that the fourth installment of...

Los Angeles, CA – A middle-class Asian man is really feeling the rising cost of living. “Yeah, the gas went up and the veggies goes up...

Melbourne, Australia – Asian children across the country are celebrating their newfound freedom as rising costs of living have forced...

New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...

Canberra, ACT – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for a “debate” on the control of “misogynistic” content online. “By ‘debate’, I...

Omaha, NE – Given the recent severe weather in the midwest, a man has been questioning whether his children have been playing with more...

Arlington, VA – Medical experts are warning that the latest COVID variant “Boeing” is so dangerous that it can cause sudden death. “We...

New York City, NY – President Donald Trump was held in contempt of court on Tuesday. He was fined $9,000 for repeatedly scoffing down...

Canberra, ACT – In the aftermath of the knife attack at an Assyrian church in Sydney, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for the...

Los Angeles, CA – Jimmy never needed glasses and just got a clean report on his recent visit to the optometrist. However, after lunch one...

Santa Barbara, CA – Isabella Thomas feels like she’s “going completely bonkers” with all the flat-earthers and globers “going on and on”....

Washington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...

An engineering student has failed his final year project after handing in his 150-page report. “The report was submitted on time. It was...