Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...

Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...

PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...

Philadelphia, PA – A man has been given a warning by the police after his “misuse” of the Violence Against Women Hotline. After seeing a...

Welcome to the third entry by the Ominous Owl.

Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...

It’s mild.

Butler, PA – President Trump and the Secret Service just wanted to have a group hug on stage on Saturday. “I think they wanted to group...

Complete list of assassinations/assassination attempts not executed by the “deep state” or “establishment” or “shadow government” or “them”.

Woodstock, ME – It has been reported that Tucker Carlson secured an interview with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky which the...

San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...

Boston, MA – A boy had difficulty choosing between playing with his grandfather or watching the US presidential debate on CNN. “Grandpa...

Welcome to the second entry by the Ominous Owl. Congratulations to Edmonton for almost making the comeback, the US for facilitating the...

Chicago, IL – Crime is reportedly dropping in some cities in the US. Some argue that leftist-run cities are simply not reporting the...

Welcome to the first entry by the Ominous Owl who, whenever he can be bothered, will address questions of public interest or even...

Endor (GNS) – Two days ago, the Empire carried out a military operation that rescued 4 stormtrooper hostages held by the Rebel Ewoks on...

Winnipeg, MB – As part of the effort to supply Ukraine with F-16 fighter jets, the Winnipeg Jets have announced that they will be renamed...

Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...

San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...

Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Another potentially disastrous flaw has been discovered on an imperial weapons platform. The imperial...

Philadelphia, PA – An unvaccinated man suffered a mild heart attack over the weekend and was baffled as to the cause. Jason Cheung, 37...