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New Electric Vehicle “Evangelion” to Enter Market
Austin, TX – A new electric vehicle manufacturer has entered the market. Intended to compete with Tesla, Genesis will release their first...
Nov 13, 20231 min read


Man Realizes Presbyterian Woman a Snob after Blind Date
Melbourne, Australia – A man has realized that the woman his friends had set him up with is a snob after all. “I’ve met quite a few...
Nov 13, 20231 min read


Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are
Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
Nov 10, 20231 min read


Senator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid Invasion
Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
Nov 8, 20231 min read


Jedi Master Who Wanted “Harsher Lockdown Policy” Asks for Forgiveness
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker appeared on a recent episode of Real Time with Jar Jar Binks alongside...
Oct 30, 20231 min read


Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
Oct 16, 20231 min read


Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
Oct 13, 20231 min read


Yes-Man to Vote Yes in the Voice and Everything Else
Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...
Oct 12, 20231 min read


Exclusive: Commander the German Shepherd Abused?
Washington DC – One week after Commander the German Shepherd was removed from the White House due to multiple biting “incidents”,...
Oct 8, 20231 min read


Man Excommunicated for Pulling Fire Alarm to Stop Long Church Service
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a man for pulling the fire alarm during the sermon. “We try to be...
Oct 3, 20231 min read


Latest Study Brings Good News to Vaccinated Women
Given no few studies have been published regarding unexpected vaginal bleeding in women after receiving mRNA vaccines, Feiser Research...
Oct 3, 20231 min read


My First Battle Against Russians
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...
Sep 27, 20232 min read


Evergrande Collapse Led to Tower of Babel Failure
Los Angeles, CA – Theologians at Ultra-Modern Christian Seminary speculate that the construction of the so-called Tower of Babel was not...
Sep 13, 20231 min read


Theologians: Only Vaccinated Animals Boarded Noah’s Ark
St Paul, MN – Theologians at Just-the-Cross Seminary have answered one of the most-asked questions: How could Noah have fitted all the...
Sep 12, 20231 min read


NZ PM Hipkins Announces New Slogan: “Mandate Is Non-Compulsory”
Wellington, New China – Prime Minister Chris Hipkins has announced a new party slogan: MANDATE IS NON-COMPULSORY. Regarding the vaccine...
Sep 5, 20231 min read


Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
Jul 29, 20231 min read


Asian Boy Identifies as a Cat That Identifies as Human
Melbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...
Jul 23, 20232 min read


Dominion Not Amazon, Weyoun Tells Cardassia
Cardassia Prime – Vorta Weyoun cautioned Cardassia on Wednesday that the Dominion is not Amazon and that Cardassia needs to show...
Jul 14, 20231 min read


White House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers Suspected
Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
Jul 2, 20231 min read


Asian Interrupted by Karen Wanting “Karens Are Always Right Month”
The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...
Jun 14, 20231 min read


Experts Confirm I-95 Collapse Due to “Melted Steel” Again
Philadelphia, PA – Experts have confirmed that the I-95 bridge collapsed due to the steel supports having been melted by fire. “After...
Jun 14, 20231 min read
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