Jul 1, 20221 minNew Farming Sim: Dutch Protest Edition!From the developer that brought us the Farming Simulator franchise, the latest Dutch Protest Edition is a must for these times! First,...
Jun 29, 20222 minAustralia Could Still Maybe Have Nuclear Submarine by 2030Canberra, Australia – Australian Deputy Prime Minister and Defense Minister Richard Marles has not ruled out that Australia could have...
Jun 29, 20221 minBiden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
Jun 25, 20221 minEmployers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade OverturnLos Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
Jun 22, 20221 minHigh School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right FieldSan Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
May 28, 20221 minMonkeypox Cluster Confirmed on TatooineMos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
May 22, 20221 minFauci Recommends Monkeypox Vaccine Boosters, Warns of GerbilpoxWashington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, issued a statement on Sunday that...
May 16, 20221 minMatrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion PillsHollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...