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Complete List of Coups Not Instigated by the CIA Since Its Founding
Complete list of coups not instigated or supported by the CIA since its founding in 1947.
Mar 5, 20241 min read


Federation Warns Escalation If Dominion Sends Troops to Bajor
DS9 (FNS) – After two years of border conflict between the Federation and Cardassia near Bajor, the Dominion has ruled out sending its...
Mar 1, 20241 min read


Nevada GOP Primary: “None of These Candidates” Gives Victory Speech
Carson City, NV – In the Nevada Republican presidential primary held on Tuesday, Nikki Haley lost to “none of these candidates” in a...
Feb 7, 20241 min read


Texas AG: “Unlike the Cowboys, our defense will show up”
Eagle Pass, TX – Texas AG Ken Paxton rejected the Biden administration’s request to grant federal officials access to a park along the...
Jan 27, 20241 min read


Pfizer to Produce Insect Spray
New York City, NY – Pfizer has announced that it will manufacture and supply countries with its insect spray. “Everybody knows insect...
Jan 27, 20241 min read


Fired Sports Illustrated Staff Shocked No One Wants to Look at Their Saucy Pictures
New York City, NY – Former staff of the prestigious Sports Illustrated are devastated at the announcement on Friday of the mass layoff....
Jan 21, 20241 min read


Palpatine Releases His First Election Campaign Ad
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...
Jan 8, 20241 min read


North Korea Actually Has Artillery Shells, Unlike West
Pyongyang, North Korea – In a brilliant display of firepower, North Korea lobbed over 200 artillery shells near South Korea’s Yeon Pyeong...
Jan 8, 20241 min read


Citizen Goes to Vote Discovers Only One Candidate on Ballot
Cardassia Prime – A citizen who went to vote in the Detapa Council elections discovered that there was only one candidate on the ballot:...
Dec 31, 20231 min read


Asian Man “Racist” for Only Buying White Bread
San Francisco, CA – An Asian man has been called out for being a racist at the supermarket he frequents. According to staff members,...
Dec 29, 20231 min read


Man Wonders If “Question Everything” Includes Questioning “Question Everything”
A man who wants to be an intellectual rebel wonders how far he should go. “I can’t trust anything nowadays,” he said, “so it makes sense...
Dec 27, 20231 min read


BREAKING: Someone Surges in Polls to Within 88 Points of Trump
Because we are desperate to promote any candidate that isn’t Trump no matter how stupid we look.
Dec 25, 20231 min read


Girl Confused after Suspension for Drawing Penises Everywhere
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham High School is confused after being suspended for drawing penises all over the school as well as...
Dec 24, 20231 min read


Southwest Presbyterian Church to Grant Extra Seating Room
Dallas, TX – Southwest Presbyterian Church has made amendments to its seating arrangement policy. “Typically, our ushers will make sure...
Dec 18, 20231 min read


Senate Staffer Fired for What Government Is Usually Doing
Washington DC – A 24-year-old man, staffer of Democratic Senator Ben Cardin, has been terminated after footage of him engaging in anal...
Dec 17, 20231 min read


Experts: Today, White Lung Syndrome; Tomorrow, White People Syndrome
Atlanta, GA – Given the recently reported outbreak of white lung syndrome in China, experts are warning about the next pandemic. “I know...
Dec 13, 20231 min read


UN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”
New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
Dec 12, 20231 min read


Previously Secret Documents Reveal New Frigate Doesn’t Have to Float
Canberra, Australia – According to previously secret documents just released to parliament regarding the $45 billion frigate program, the...
Dec 8, 20231 min read


Australia Years Behind Realizing They’re Years Behind in Mathematics
Melbourne, Australia – According to the latest OECD Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) results, Australian high school...
Dec 5, 20231 min read


Lucifer Shouted “I Can’t Breathe” During Arrest
St Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...
Dec 3, 20231 min read


Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza
San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...
Nov 23, 20231 min read
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