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Australia Announces First Human Case of Bird Flu in Most Unoriginal Script Ever
Melbourne, Australia – The Victorian Department of Health has confirmed that a child returning from overseas tested positive for avian...
May 22, 20242 min read


Basketball Player Proposes Two Playoff Games with No Live Audience
Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...
May 19, 20241 min read


Bridge Collapse 4 Aims to Barge In as a Summer Blockbuster
Hollywood, CA – In the hopes of scoring big at the box office this summer, Hollywood producers are hoping that the fourth installment of...
May 18, 20241 min read


Asian Man’s CPI Increases by 153%
Los Angeles, CA – A middle-class Asian man is really feeling the rising cost of living. “Yeah, the gas went up and the veggies goes up...
May 14, 20241 min read


Asian Children Ecstatic as Rising Costs Stop Lessons
Melbourne, Australia – Asian children across the country are celebrating their newfound freedom as rising costs of living have forced...
May 12, 20241 min read


Doctor Shreds Hippocratic Oath
New York City, NY – In response to resistance against the pandemic treaty and the standard approach of using vaccines for COVID-19, a...
May 11, 20241 min read


Australian PM: Control of “Misogynistic” Content Online
Canberra, ACT – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for a “debate” on the control of “misogynistic” content online. “By ‘debate’, I...
May 7, 20241 min read


Dad Questions If Children Have Been Fiddling with HAARP Thermostat
Omaha, NE – Given the recent severe weather in the midwest, a man has been questioning whether his children have been playing with more...
May 4, 20241 min read


Experts: New COVID Boeing Variant Can Cause Sudden Death
Arlington, VA – Medical experts are warning that the latest COVID variant “Boeing” is so dangerous that it can cause sudden death. “We...
May 2, 20241 min read


Trump Held in Contempt for Eating Burgers in Court
New York City, NY – President Donald Trump was held in contempt of court on Tuesday. He was fined $9,000 for repeatedly scoffing down...
May 1, 20241 min read


Australian PM Pushing for Takedown of Government Backstabbing Footage
Canberra, ACT – In the aftermath of the knife attack at an Assyrian church in Sydney, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for the...
May 1, 20241 min read


Man Sees Everyone As Asian Due to Rare Disorder
Los Angeles, CA – Jimmy never needed glasses and just got a clean report on his recent visit to the optometrist. However, after lunch one...
Apr 25, 20241 min read


Woman to Promote Concave Earth
Santa Barbara, CA – Isabella Thomas feels like she’s “going completely bonkers” with all the flat-earthers and globers “going on and on”....
Apr 14, 20241 min read


White House: Really Careful about Ignoring Church Teachings
Washington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...
Apr 10, 20241 min read


Student Submits Blank Report, Fails
An engineering student has failed his final year project after handing in his 150-page report. “The report was submitted on time. It was...
Mar 13, 20241 min read


Complete List of Coups Not Instigated by the CIA Since Its Founding
Complete list of coups not instigated or supported by the CIA since its founding in 1947.
Mar 5, 20241 min read


Federation Warns Escalation If Dominion Sends Troops to Bajor
DS9 (FNS) – After two years of border conflict between the Federation and Cardassia near Bajor, the Dominion has ruled out sending its...
Mar 1, 20241 min read


Nevada GOP Primary: “None of These Candidates” Gives Victory Speech
Carson City, NV – In the Nevada Republican presidential primary held on Tuesday, Nikki Haley lost to “none of these candidates” in a...
Feb 7, 20241 min read


Texas AG: “Unlike the Cowboys, our defense will show up”
Eagle Pass, TX – Texas AG Ken Paxton rejected the Biden administration’s request to grant federal officials access to a park along the...
Jan 27, 20241 min read


Pfizer to Produce Insect Spray
New York City, NY – Pfizer has announced that it will manufacture and supply countries with its insect spray. “Everybody knows insect...
Jan 27, 20241 min read


Fired Sports Illustrated Staff Shocked No One Wants to Look at Their Saucy Pictures
New York City, NY – Former staff of the prestigious Sports Illustrated are devastated at the announcement on Friday of the mass layoff....
Jan 21, 20241 min read
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