Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...

Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...

Washington DC – One week after Commander the German Shepherd was removed from the White House due to multiple biting “incidents”,...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a man for pulling the fire alarm during the sermon. “We try to be...

Given no few studies have been published regarding unexpected vaginal bleeding in women after receiving mRNA vaccines, Feiser Research...

Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...

Los Angeles, CA – Theologians at Ultra-Modern Christian Seminary speculate that the construction of the so-called Tower of Babel was not...

St Paul, MN – Theologians at Just-the-Cross Seminary have answered one of the most-asked questions: How could Noah have fitted all the...

Wellington, New China – Prime Minister Chris Hipkins has announced a new party slogan: MANDATE IS NON-COMPULSORY. Regarding the vaccine...

Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...

Melbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...

Cardassia Prime – Vorta Weyoun cautioned Cardassia on Wednesday that the Dominion is not Amazon and that Cardassia needs to show...

Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...

The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...

Philadelphia, PA – Experts have confirmed that the I-95 bridge collapsed due to the steel supports having been melted by fire. “After...

Ukrainian President Zelensky has announced his new peace-loving initiative: a curtain business! “Thanks to all our international...

On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has vowed to give Ukraine SCALP-EG cruise missiles. “We, I mean they, have got a big...

Ottawa, China – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he “never promised to not reduce chocolate rations”. During a talk at the...

After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...

New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...