Feb 3, 20221 minThe Real Reason CNN President Zucker ResignedAtlanta, GA – CNN president Jeff Zucker resigned on Wednesday, reportedly for failing to disclose a consensual relationship with a...
Feb 2, 20221 minChina Announces New Olympic EventBeijing, China – The Chinese Olympic Committee has announced a new event for the upcoming Winter Olympics: Jabalin. “It’s a simple...
Jan 28, 20221 minNew Truck Sim: Convoy Protest Edition!From the developer that brought us Truck Simulator, there is now Canadian Truck Simulator: Convoy Protest Edition. This is the perfect...
Jan 25, 20221 minChinese and US Warplanes Don’t Identify as WarplanesWashington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...
Jan 25, 20221 minWhite House Celebrates Biden’s “SOB” ResponseWashington DC – Although some have expressed outrage at Biden calling Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch”, the White...
Jan 14, 20221 minWA Premier McClowan: “I wasn’t trying to be racist”Perth, WA – WA Premier Mark McClowan has denied his speaking vewy slowly and the use of an indigenous Australian to translate his message...
Jan 13, 20221 minMy First Vaccine Adverse EventEast Aurora, NY – To celebrate the recent approval and recommendation of COVID vaccinations for children as young as five years old in...
Jan 2, 20221 minIllinois Holocaust Museum to Demand Papers, Denies Illinois Nazis ConnectionFrom January 5, the Illinois Holocaust Museum & Education Center will ask visitors to show their papers in order to enhance their...
Dec 31, 20212 minWeyoun: Morphogenic Virus Leaked from Starfleet Medical LabAfter nearly two years of the morphogenic virus ravaging the Great Link, the Founders have again accused Starfleet Medical head Dr Fauci...