Ukrainian President Zelensky has announced his new peace-loving initiative: a curtain business! “Thanks to all our international...

On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has vowed to give Ukraine SCALP-EG cruise missiles. “We, I mean they, have got a big...

Ottawa, China – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he “never promised to not reduce chocolate rations”. During a talk at the...

After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...

New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...

New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...

Seattle, WA – A woman who unknowingly went on a date with a vegan was in an awkward position about whether to order meat for her meal. “I...

Bravo Station – A woman has been blown out of the airlock by her boyfriend after asking him for “some space”. “I just wanted to ask her...

Washington DC – The recent collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and the tanking of bank stocks are all just coincidences according to experts....

Los Angeles, CA – On Friday, panic set in just after Ripuoff Bank had completed its hostile takeover of Eongteoli Foods, the manufacturer...

Chicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...

Hong Kong SAR, China – Set meals with pork and carrot soup, particularly if cha siu bao (steamed BBQ pork buns) is also part of the meal,...

Sydney, Australia – Anthony Albanese has become the first Australian Prime Minister to march in the Mardi Gras parade. “It’s unfortunate...

Brisbane, Australia – Queensland will become the first state in Australia to roll out fixed and mobile pill-testing sites. “We don’t...

Washington DC – US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has expressed “deep concerns” that China may provide lethal support to Russia. “As...

Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...

Canberra, Australia – Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) officials say that a “hive of spies” had been recently removed...

The developer of the popular train simulator series has released another title: Ohio Buttgouge Edition! This is the perfect game for...

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Los Angeles, CA – A father of two just realized his children’s toy money is worth more than his real money. “I got home from work and I...