New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...

Canberra, Australia – According to previously secret documents just released to parliament regarding the $45 billion frigate program, the...

Melbourne, Australia – According to the latest OECD Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) results, Australian high school...

St Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...

San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...

Austin, TX – A new electric vehicle manufacturer has entered the market. Intended to compete with Tesla, Genesis will release their first...

Melbourne, Australia – A man has realized that the woman his friends had set him up with is a snob after all. “I’ve met quite a few...

Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...

Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker appeared on a recent episode of Real Time with Jar Jar Binks alongside...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...

Sydney, Australia – Joe White-Collier, a 36-year-old office worker, will vote Yes in the upcoming historic Australian Indigenous Voice...

Washington DC – One week after Commander the German Shepherd was removed from the White House due to multiple biting “incidents”,...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a man for pulling the fire alarm during the sermon. “We try to be...

Given no few studies have been published regarding unexpected vaginal bleeding in women after receiving mRNA vaccines, Feiser Research...

Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...

Los Angeles, CA – Theologians at Ultra-Modern Christian Seminary speculate that the construction of the so-called Tower of Babel was not...

St Paul, MN – Theologians at Just-the-Cross Seminary have answered one of the most-asked questions: How could Noah have fitted all the...

Wellington, New China – Prime Minister Chris Hipkins has announced a new party slogan: MANDATE IS NON-COMPULSORY. Regarding the vaccine...

Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...