Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...

Darwin, Australia – It was recently reported that the $30-billion deal to build a massive solar farm in Northern Territory with a...

San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...

Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...

New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...

Philadelphia, PA – A new multinational study has found that reading articles about the causes of sudden death may cause sudden death. The...

Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...

San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform worked with presbyterians to suppress free will. “It’s important we...

Philadelphia, PA – Johnny has discovered that drums are “really frigging loud”. Attending a Christmas church service for the first time...

San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform’s Trust and Safety staff have suppressed tweets promoting the idea that...

Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.

San Francisco, CA – Several members of Twitter’s Trust & Safety Council have resigned due to Elon Musk’s priority change that tries to...

Although the transcript of Dr Fauci’s deposition has yet to be released, some key points have been made available by court reporters....

Democratic Zoe Lofgren announced that all the evidence the committee collected will be released “within a month” but it’s been leaked!

Bali, Indonesia – At the B20 Summit, a Canadian crybully emphasized in a speech that free speech must be defended. “Whilst always...

This batch features Danny the Commie Fanny, James Coma, Georgie Soros and Ramrod Rosenstein!

Philadelphia, PA – The FBI has arrested a man for voting multiple times in favor of reinstating Donald Trump on Twitter. The vote was set...

Washington DC – President Biden, in between naps while attending G20 in Indonesia, has requested a $37-billion aid package for Ukraine....

Washington DC – A white paper has been released in light of recent voter fraud, alleged or otherwise, and the currently slow vote count...

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has announced reforms for online child safety. “We have to protect our children on the...

Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.