Jun 18, 20212 minLocal Church Musician ArrestedSt Paul, MN – A professional drummer who plays for a local church has been arrested for “disturbing the peace” in his neighborhood.
Jun 13, 20212 minMy First Vaccine PassportNew item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.
Jun 7, 20211 minMysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian GuyLos Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
May 20, 20211 minEvangelical Church Sued for Fake “Live” AlbumLos Angeles, CA – Nothing-but-the-Cross Evangelical Church is being sued again.
May 8, 20211 minWHO Approves Drain Cleaner InjectionsGeneva, Switzerland – Today, WHO listed drain cleaners for psychiatric healthcare and emergency use, authorizing the rollout...
May 6, 20218 min#LoveDumbAsiansGiven the current sentiments regarding #StopAsianHate—and there’s a few of us Asians here at Opinyuns—it’s time I add to it.
May 5, 20211 minDemocrats Accuse President Lincoln of Russian CollusionWashington DC – The Democrats lead by the Biden-Harris administration are accusing another US President of collusion with the Russians.
Apr 29, 20211 minFirefighting Plane Considered for Pandemic ResponseSacramento, CA – Despite the millions of dollars spent in upgrading and maintaining the firefighting Supertanker...