New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents found in President Joe Biden’s private office.
“It’s such a relief that they are investigating Joe’s boxes of documents,” said Clinton. “The more they concentrate on him, the less they’re looking at my private server which I shouldn’t even have with 33,000 emails.”
Clinton believes that the president may have more documents hidden elsewhere.
“I don’t know for a fact there’s anything there, but I suggest they look under Biden’s couch and mattress,” added Clinton. “Might as well search Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard home too if they really want to janitor the situation—I mean, everyone does it.”
Meanwhile, Biden has denied any wrongdoing regarding these “misplaced” classified documents.
“It’s normal for me to… to… to use lawyers and… such professionals to clean out my closet,” said Biden. “It’s normal. Doesn’t mean I knew something was there that shouldn’t have been. Maybe that’s normal too, I don’t remember. Trump bad.”
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