Jul 2, 20231 minWhite House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers SuspectedWashington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
Mar 9, 20231 minNine More Boxes of Documents Were Collected from Biden’s LawyerWhilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...
Jan 22, 20231 minKarine Jean-Pierre: “I want to be clear about saying that I am being clear”Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...
Jan 14, 20231 minGrand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified DocumentsDeath Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
Jan 14, 20231 minClinton “Really Glad” Biden Investigated for Boxes of Documents Instead of Her ServerNew York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...
Aug 14, 20221 minMar-a-Lago Raided because Pelosi Wants to Rip Up More Trump DocumentsWashington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....
Dec 12, 20201 minSkynet Files Complaints against ClintonWashington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.