Dec 29, 20202 minAlexa Goes GreenSeattle, WA – Amazon has announced the new Alexa Green for home energy management. The familiar functions such as music playback...
Dec 28, 20201 minPalpatine Defunds the JediGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...
Dec 23, 20201 minLaundromat Thrives Despite LockdownPhoenix, AZ – When lockdowns were implemented, many small businesses suffered, even if they were permitted to remain open.
Dec 23, 20201 minNew Bible Improves ReadabilityGrand Rapids, MI – The new Post-New International Version Bible (PNIV) will be more readable than any previous version.
Dec 22, 20201 minMore Footages from Wisconsin Voting CentersMilwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...
Dec 19, 20201 minCDC Consults Expert StatisticiansAtlanta, GA – Given the controversy surrounding the infection and death rates due to COVID-19, the CDC has hired a dozen expert...
Dec 17, 20201 minChurch Excommunicates Guitarist and DrummerSt Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has excommunicated a guitarist and a drummer. This follows the excommunication of...
Dec 16, 20201 minHistoric Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine GivenDeath Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.
Dec 12, 20201 minSkynet Files Complaints against ClintonWashington DC – Skynet has filed two complaints against Hillary Clinton.