St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...

Melbourne, Australia – In addition to announcing mandatory vaccination for construction workers and school teachers, the Victorian...

Washington DC – Joe Biden responded to the articles of impeachment filed on Tuesday.

London, Great Britain – Weyland-Yutani has announced that their development of the COVID-19 vaccine is “on-track and very promising”. The...

Chicago, IL – A man has been “sort of” excommunicated for chugging the entire cup of communion wine during the service at a local...

Geneva, Switzerland – COVID experts are now warning that not only are the Delta, Mu and Omicron strains dangerous, but that another one...

Seville, Spain – A recent study published in Spain has discovered a cause for why politicians and officials around the world pursue...

Los Angeles, CA – The American unborn are joining the Taliban in an attempt to stay alive.

A complete list of papers and journals that support COVID lockdowns, masks and vaccines.

Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.

Some Canadians question the government’s intent to purchase millions of excess vaccines.

Sydney, Australia – Australians en masse are considering voluntarily going to prison as parts of the country are under hard lockdown.

It’s not “open government”, it’s “easygoing government”!

San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements.

The Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.

New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.

Washington DC – A new scientific study has shown that any time officials use the words “the science shows”, the statement is true.

New York City, NY – Pro-choice protestors have denounced the ancient Romans as not being sufficiently supportive of abortion.

The White House now is warning that the COVID Taliban strain may sweep across the country.

Honolulu, HI – Some Hawaiians have petitioned that the “Hawaiian Pizza” be renamed because it’s racist.

Seattle, WA – Coffee sales have soared in the second quarter of 2021, a small sign that suggests some hope for the economy.