Washington DC – The Pentagon has announced a new policy for the training and testing of proficiencies of US military personnel. Instead...

Los Angeles, CA – A mechanic based in Northridge has recommended vehicular vaccines for all vehicles. “We can’t be too careful nowadays,”...

Los Angeles, CA – A Californian state government board on Saturday vetoed 11–1 to stop using the word “gangbanger” due to its negative...

Washington DC – The White House has issued a statement that Biden is “feeling angry and concerned” at the Rittenhouse verdict but...

San Francisco, CA – The city held its first-ever Vaxx Pride Parade on Sunday. Tens of thousands turned out for the event with numerous...

Washington DC – Seemingly in response to Donald Trump announcing the Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG), the White House has...

Washington DC – The White House announced that the ISIS leader Al-Baghdadi was recently resurrected after he reportedly blew himself up...

Los Angeles, CA – A study using the latest in computational dynamic stress analysis and modelling has concluded that the Titanic did not...

Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...

Melbourne, Australia – Despite Victoria having relaxed its lockdown restrictions, Premier Dan Andrews added that it is important for...

Washington DC – Biden’s approval ratings have dropped rapidly since taking office, the most recent poll putting him at 38% or 42%,...

Social media has stepped up its censorship of “disinformation” regarding COVID-19 jabs to include any biblical reference about health....

Chicago, IL – The entire parish of St Lawrence’s was arrested Sunday for fasting from mask-wearing. “We don’t just fast during Lent,”...

San Francisco, CA – Park Ji-eun, 14, finally convinced her parents that she was really sick and allow her to not go to school. “Normally,...

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St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...

Melbourne, Australia – In addition to announcing mandatory vaccination for construction workers and school teachers, the Victorian...

Washington DC – Joe Biden responded to the articles of impeachment filed on Tuesday.

London, Great Britain – Weyland-Yutani has announced that their development of the COVID-19 vaccine is “on-track and very promising”. The...

Chicago, IL – A man has been “sort of” excommunicated for chugging the entire cup of communion wine during the service at a local...

Geneva, Switzerland – COVID experts are now warning that not only are the Delta, Mu and Omicron strains dangerous, but that another one...