White House Celebrates Biden’s “SOB” Response

Washington DC – Although some have expressed outrage at Biden calling Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch”, the White House has celebrated the response as a “precious moment”.

“I admit the president could have been more professional,” said Press Secretary Jen Psaki, “but we must also admit that it was a swift response and the longest coherent string of words we’ve heard from him.”

Meanwhile, a staff member of Kamala Harris speaking on the condition of anonymity indicated that Harris had a discussion with the DOJ regarding whether “he [Biden] fired himself on the spot with that comment”.

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