Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise.
“The threat to abortion rights is truly a horror,” said Warren, referring to the recent leak of the SCOTUS draft decision.
The film will basically be Warren screaming for the right to murder the unborn for 110 minutes straight.
If the recently released teaser is honest, there may be occasional moments when she screams for the death of “pro-life extremists”.
It is rumored that Kamala Harris may appear in a cameo.
However, insiders speaking on the condition of anonymity have indicated that Harris’s appearance in the final cut is still being debated since she is considered a “marketing risk because no one likes her anyway”.
Paramount has not responded to requests for comment.
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