Pfizer’s Review Reveals Serious Dangers to Pregnant Women and Babies
Given the reports in recent months of Pfizer’s entire lack of testing and lack of safety regarding their so-called vaccine on pregnant...
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- Dec 15, 2022
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Pelosi Portrait Unveiled!
Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.
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- Nov 11, 2022
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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (25–28)
Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.
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- Sep 19, 2022
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Elizabeth Warren Tries to Claim Royal Blood and Throne as QEIII
Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...
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- Sep 11, 2022
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Kissinger Report and Population Control
The “National Security Study Memorandum (NSSM 200): Implications of Worldwide Population Growth for U.S. Security and Overseas Interests”...
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- Aug 20, 2022
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California: Soy Sauce to Represent Diversity
Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...
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- Jul 28, 2022
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Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
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- Jun 29, 2022
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Biden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”
Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
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- Jun 25, 2022
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Employers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade Overturn
Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
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- May 16, 2022
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Matrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion Pills
Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
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- May 10, 2022
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Everyone Gets a Choice!
According to Whoopi Goldberg on The View regarding abortion: "My doctor and myself and my child, that’s who makes the decision."
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- May 5, 2022
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Elizabeth Warren in “Scream 6”
Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise. “The threat to...
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- Mar 12, 2022
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Unborn Americans Identify as Ukrainians to Avoid Abortion and Receive Arms
New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...
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- Feb 9, 2022
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Jaffe Memo and Population Control
There are many references to population control floating out there. One of the more well-known is the “Jaffe Memo”, a 9-page response...
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- Sep 5, 2021
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American Unborn Join the Taliban
Los Angeles, CA – The American unborn are joining the Taliban in an attempt to stay alive.
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- Aug 31, 2021
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Texas SB8: Business as Usual
Not surprisingly, there’s legal wrangling regarding SB8 which prohibits the abortion of an unborn child with a detectable fetal heartbeat.
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- Aug 20, 2021
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Starship USS New Zealand on Extended Red Alert
The Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.
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- Aug 16, 2021
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Pro-choice Protestors Denounce Ancient Roman Practice
New York City, NY – Pro-choice protestors have denounced the ancient Romans as not being sufficiently supportive of abortion.
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- Aug 10, 2021
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Unsafe: America’s Abortion Industry Endangers Women by AUL
This is AUL’s investigation of the numerous violations committed by abortion clinics over the past ten years.
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