Pelosi Portrait Unveiled!
Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.
top of page
Search
- Nov 11, 2022
- 1 min
Opinyun’s Magic Cards (25–28)
Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.
60
- Sep 19, 2022
- 1 min
Elizabeth Warren Tries to Claim Royal Blood and Throne as QEIII
Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...
60
- Sep 11, 2022
- 6 min
Kissinger Report and Population Control
The “National Security Study Memorandum (NSSM 200): Implications of Worldwide Population Growth for U.S. Security and Overseas Interests”...
70
- Aug 20, 2022
- 1 min
California: Soy Sauce to Represent Diversity
Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...
40
- Jul 28, 2022
- 1 min
Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
280
- Jun 29, 2022
- 1 min
Biden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”
Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
60
- Jun 25, 2022
- 1 min
Employers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade Overturn
Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
40
- May 16, 2022
- 1 min
Matrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion Pills
Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
40
- May 10, 2022
- 1 min
Everyone Gets a Choice!
According to Whoopi Goldberg on The View regarding abortion: "My doctor and myself and my child, that’s who makes the decision."
140
- May 5, 2022
- 1 min
Elizabeth Warren in “Scream 6”
Hollywood, CA – Senator Elizabeth Warren will produce and star in Scream 6, the latest in the successful film franchise. “The threat to...
80
- Mar 12, 2022
- 1 min
Unborn Americans Identify as Ukrainians to Avoid Abortion and Receive Arms
New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...
60
- Feb 9, 2022
- 1 min
Jaffe Memo and Population Control
There are many references to population control floating out there. One of the more well-known is the “Jaffe Memo”, a 9-page response...
200
- Sep 5, 2021
- 1 min
American Unborn Join the Taliban
Los Angeles, CA – The American unborn are joining the Taliban in an attempt to stay alive.
80
- Aug 31, 2021
- 1 min
Texas SB8: Business as Usual
Not surprisingly, there’s legal wrangling regarding SB8 which prohibits the abortion of an unborn child with a detectable fetal heartbeat.
40
- Aug 20, 2021
- 1 min
Starship USS New Zealand on Extended Red Alert
The Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.
160
- Aug 16, 2021
- 1 min
Pro-choice Protestors Denounce Ancient Roman Practice
New York City, NY – Pro-choice protestors have denounced the ancient Romans as not being sufficiently supportive of abortion.
40
- Aug 10, 2021
- 1 min
Unsafe: America’s Abortion Industry Endangers Women by AUL
This is AUL’s investigation of the numerous violations committed by abortion clinics over the past ten years.
250
- Jul 31, 2021
- 1 min
Democrats Deny Sending Skynet to Defund the Police
The Democrats have denied ordering Skynet to defund the police. “That is ridiculous,” said Biden, “as if we… we would waste taxpayer’s...
80
10% Off
Use Code: MERRYXMAS
MERCHANDISE!
bottom of page