Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution.
“I’m so happy,” said Bonnie, “abortion is reproductive right, it is healthcare.”
“You’re either with us or against us,” added her friend Charlie, “even though I am normally against such ‘binary’ thinking.”
Many experts state that a win for abortion is a win for the Biden administration because it’s probably the only win they’re getting going into the 2024 presidential election.
Meanwhile, Bonnie and her friends are planning to celebrate into the night and the next day.
“Tomorrow, we’re attending a pro-Israeli march because Palestinians killing babies using an oven is just not on,” said Bonnie. “Only we are allowed to kill babies. And we use vacuum cleaners, not ovens, so it’s ok then.”
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