Pope Fauci to Resign, Following the Footsteps of Benedict XVI


Pope Fauci to Resign, Following the Footsteps of Benedict XVI

Vatican City – Pope Fauci will step down in December, following the footsteps of Benedict XVI who resigned in 2013.


“While I will no longer be the visible head of medical science, I am not retiring,” said Fauci in a statement. “After more than 50 years of selling plandemics, making tons of money and killing people under the guise of serving public health, I just can’t be bothered with the whole charade anymore.”


“Amen to that,” said Emeritus Anti-Pope Benedict XVI. “For me, it’s much easier propagating liberalist theology and running the P2 masonic lodge in the background without the need to pretend with all that sanctimony.”


Although Pope Fauci has not announced specifically what his future plans are, he insists that he will remain active. “Whatever I do and say, I will still be infallible… I mean, everything that differs from what I say is just conspiracy theory and we can’t have that.”

 

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