Longtime National Threat Eliminated, Says Country Still Run by Plandemic Psychopaths
Canberra, Australia – Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) officials say that a “hive of spies” had been recently removed...
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- Jan 30
- 1 min
Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
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- Jan 6
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Far-Right Pushes Jesus’s Cardiac Arrest Conspiracy Theory
Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...
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- Oct 13, 2022
- 2 min
Homeland Security: More “Conspiracy Theories” & Foreign Adversaries
Given the US’s current domestic problems, the increasingly apparent incompetence and corruption of the Biden administration (in case it...
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- Oct 12, 2022
- 3 min
Documentary: The Big Reset
The Big Reset is a documentary about the attempted execution of the “Great Reset” by entities such as the World Economic Forum (WEF) to...
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- Aug 27, 2022
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CDC Releases Redacted COVID Vaccine Death Data
Atlanta, GA – Nearly eighteen months after the rollout of the COVID-19 vaccines in the US, a Georgian judge has unsealed parts of the...
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- Aug 25, 2022
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Pope Fauci to Resign, Following the Footsteps of Benedict XVI
Vatican City – Pope Fauci will step down in December, following the footsteps of Benedict XVI who resigned in 2013. “While I will no...
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- Aug 6, 2022
- 3 min
Comment re UNESCO’s Campaign on Conspiracy Theories
There have been a few reports in recent days regarding “#ThinkBeforeSharing – Stop the spread of conspiracy theories” promoted by UNESCO,...
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- Jul 25, 2022
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Democrats: No Election Fraud, Our Votes Were Just Invisible
Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...
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- Jun 22, 2022
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High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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Protests Intensify at Patriarch Noah’s Ark Construction Site
Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...
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- Nov 26, 2021
- 2 min
In eminenti: Condemnation of Freemasonry by Pope Clement XII
Freemasonry has existed for a long time, perhaps many centuries depending on the definition. There are many lodges and factions but one...
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- Oct 30, 2021
- 1 min
Jar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan Andrews
Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
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- Sep 10, 2021
- 2 min
NSW CHO and the “New World Order”
It looks like NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry Chant is at it again, going on about the usual crap.
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- Aug 16, 2021
- 3 min
Homeland Insecurity re Conspiracy Theories & Mass-casualty Events
DHS has released a bulletin. Not surprisingly, it mentions “conspiracy theories” regarding the pandemic, amongst other things.
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- Jul 27, 2021
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Vaccine Gives You Bigger Titties
New York City, NY – Pfizer has confirmed some women’s claims that their breasts were enlarged after receiving their vaccinations.
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- Jul 4, 2021
- 1 min
Fat Lady Exploded at Mars Spaceport
Mars Spaceport – A fat lady exploded in rage at the Mars spaceport yesterday after a heated argument regarding the latest lockdown and...
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- Jan 19, 2021
- 9 min
"Q" Explained
Every Q-related article starts with "QAnon is a right-wing, conspiracy theory..." How can that be considered unprejudiced...
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