Canberra, Australia – Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) officials say that a “hive of spies” had been recently removed from the country.
“We’re proud to report that the complex network of spies has been dismantled after having been operating in the country for years,” said an ASIO official, “I mean, they’ve been recruiting and stealing and planting s— for years but it still feels good kicking them out after they’ve finished whatever it is they’re doing.”
Despite neutralizing this network, officials still warn of ongoing threats to the country.
“We have to be careful with anyone who questions the mainstream narrative,” said another security official, “cos they’re automatically extremist-Christian conspiracy theorist terrorists or whatever you call them.”
The official further clarified that these “ongoing threats” do not include the psychopaths who have been implementing the plandemic measures for the past three years.
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