Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well.
“I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that still work… I really believe this is why God gave us two arms: to hold two ice creams and to imitate Hitler.”
Biden then shook hands with a ghost and went on another vacation.
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